To: American People
We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates nothing but harm in society today. The Internet is a cause for addiction and sin while taking away traditional family values. Our children are being exposed to filth that causes sexual tendencies and drug addiction.
We therefore, demand that the internet be permanently banned from American homes.
We MUST restore faith in God and steer clear of the devil!
I found this petition at, of all places, www.onlinepetitions.com. Only in America can you find an online petition to ban being online!