Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Be Kind to the Pizza Guy...

Kindness to the pizza delivery dude is a practice in equality.
My measurement as a human being, my worth, is the pride I take in performing my job --any job -- and the respect with which I treat others.
I am the equal of the world not because of the car I drive, the size of the TV I own, the weight I can bench press, or the calculus equations I can solve.
I am the equal to all I meet because of the kindness in my heart.
And it all starts here -- with the pizza delivery dude.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Found Where ???

To: American People

We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates nothing but harm in society today. The Internet is a cause for addiction and sin while taking away traditional family values. Our children are being exposed to filth that causes sexual tendencies and drug addiction.

We therefore, demand that the internet be permanently banned from American homes.

We MUST restore faith in God and steer clear of the devil!

The Undersigned

I found this petition at, of all places, www.onlinepetitions.com. Only in America can you find an online petition to ban being online!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

What the????

News Flash!!!

An international animal rights group {PTEA} is sending a protester dressed as a black bear to follow the Queen when she visits Canada this month.

Does anyone else see what's about to happen here? Canada harvests more black bears in one season that the rest of the world combined...

...only PETA would think of something like this!!!